The Doomthink Equations

Dearest Reader, I have something for you, but we only get one shot at this.  Let's imagine you've just stepped from a helicopt...

She left me when she found the secret baby that wasn't mine. And the morning had started out so well: woken up with a slow blowjob,...

Three thousand feet beneath the North Pole, not even Santa can touch you.  Sure, he could send waves of elves into the deep, and he has in t...