The Doomthink Equations

She left me when she found the secret baby that wasn't mine. And the morning had started out so well: woken up with a slow blowjob,...

Three thousand feet beneath the North Pole, not even Santa can touch you.  Sure, he could send waves of elves into the deep, and he has in t...

A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Story. Suitable for children. START HERE The moon oozes into a starless black above the peaked a...