The Doomthink Equations

The day after the Singularity, everyone woke up feeling just fine.

When the gods speak to you in the quiet moments, alone with Gutspiller , your sword, it's in the voice of roaring flame, crying babe an...

The day after the cylinders opened, everyone got their very own parasite from outer space. They looked like puppies in order to minimize the...

From time to time when the wind shifted at the back door I caught the unmistakable whiff of rotting flesh. It was but the faintest hint, lik...

Life begins with a sound like a flushing toilet. I gain consciousness by degrees amid the viscous swirl, my brain lit with cram-download. I ...

[ pic of rug with not inconsiderable bulge in middle ] You got the nail gun out straight away, but understood that if you nailed the bulge y...

What if the dead are attracted to impending orgasm? As you close in they swarm and beat about your skull, inside and out, and then they set...