The Doomthink Equations

The day after the cylinders opened, everyone got their very own parasite from outer space. They looked like puppies in order to minimize the...

From time to time when the wind shifted at the back door I caught the unmistakable whiff of rotting flesh. It was but the faintest hint, lik...

Life begins with a sound like a flushing toilet. I gain consciousness by degrees amid the viscous swirl, my brain lit with cram-download. I ...

[ pic of rug with not inconsiderable bulge in middle ] You got the nail gun out straight away, but understood that if you nailed the bulge y...

What if the dead are attracted to impending orgasm? As you close in they swarm and beat about your skull, inside and out, and then they set...

On a rogue moon orbiting our galaxy perpendicular to the plane of the ecliptic I ’ m setting up the ultimate Dungeons & Dragons session...

Someone said I should write a children's book. So I did. Gather  ’r ound, kids, and let Unka Tannhauser lay a heartwarming tale of God-g...