The Doomthink Equations

From time to time when the wind shifted at the back door I caught the unmistakable whiff of rotting flesh. It was but the faintest hint, lik...

Life begins with a sound like a flushing toilet. I gain consciousness by degrees amid the viscous swirl, my brain lit with cram-download. I ...

[ pic of rug with not inconsiderable bulge in middle ] You got the nail gun out straight away, but understood that if you nailed the bulge y...

What if the dead are attracted to impending orgasm? As you close in they swarm and beat about your skull, inside and out, and then they set...

On a rogue moon orbiting our galaxy perpendicular to the plane of the ecliptic I ’ m setting up the ultimate Dungeons & Dragons session...

Someone said I should write a children's book. So I did. Gather  ’r ound, kids, and let Unka Tannhauser lay a heartwarming tale of God-g...

Okay, let’s say you commission an engineer to build you a “Banana Gun” because you think it would be really funny to be able to accurately f...