The Doomthink Equations
11 March 2011
Once upon a time you realized there was a monster under the rug.
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[ pic of rug with not inconsiderable bulge in middle ] You got the nail gun out straight away, but understood that if you nailed the bulge y...
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31 December 2010
THE DEAD WATCH YOU MASTURBATE
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What if the dead are attracted to impending orgasm? As you close in they swarm and beat about your skull, inside and out, and then they set...
05 October 2010
In which I throw my very sad hat into the Internet fanfic ring.
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On a rogue moon orbiting our galaxy perpendicular to the plane of the ecliptic I ’ m setting up the ultimate Dungeons & Dragons session...
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You know, for kids!
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Someone said I should write a children's book. So I did. Gather ’r ound, kids, and let Unka Tannhauser lay a heartwarming tale of God-g...
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The Banana Gun
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Okay, let’s say you commission an engineer to build you a “Banana Gun” because you think it would be really funny to be able to accurately f...
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25 January 2008
On my wrist as it is in the heavens.
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The analog clock face is a cypher of All Time, 144 glyphs long, each one an echo of time gone by and a presage of time yet to come.
A plastic IOU where the meat used to be.
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Once upon a time, digital meant futuristic . Now it just means fake .
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